Swimmers, cossies, bathers, togs. There are plenty of names for swimwear. And, it seems, plenty of pairs of swimmers in my closet.

So how many do you need?

I’m not entirely sure that I’m the right person to answer that question, as I do seem to be on the pointy end of the bell curve on this one even amongst my fellow swimmers. So in answer to the question…you can totally get by with one pair of swimmers even if you’re swimming quite a bit. It is hard work, though, as you’ll really need to spend a bit of time and effort rinsing and drying them and making sure the sand and salt and chlorine is properly rinsed and they dry at least often enough to not get skanky. Otherwise there’s risks of chafing, undue wear and tear on said item of swimwear, mould, yeast, holes and other unmentionable problems.

It is good to have at least a couple of pairs if you’re training a coupe of times a week. I personally like to have plenty, so I always have a clean dry pair, a spare here or there, and don’t have to worry about keeping up with the laundry during race season (n.b. towels: another whole laundry issue for another day). That being said, if you’re starting out, I’d suggest building up from 1-2 pairs as you need them, and investing in quality chlorine-resistant proper one-piece trainers.

Plus, I seem to pretty much always be able to justify shopping if it’s for any sort of workout gear, swimmers included, as it’s totally good for me.

To be fair, though, during summer, I am in the water a lot. Like really a lot. Like during peak season I’m swimming 6 days a week. So I need a lot of swimmers and I don’t have a lot of time for laundry.

So how many pairs do I have?

Well, I have a lot, but they also have kind of different purposes for some of them…

So how many pairs do I have? OK, I’m totally avoiding the question and playing the justification game, so let me ease into it by breaking it down. Just so you know, I’m going to exclude leisure wear (bikinis and tankinis to be worn on holidays in the Pacific, not for training), or anything that is old and worn out but has sunk into the oblivion of the bottom of my basket of swim gear.

  1. 2 Pairs of Can Too cossies. I’ve done two Can Too programs and you are given a pair of Can Too swimmers when you achieve your fundraising target. They aren’t the most flattering or the most comfortable, but they are pretty fun at events (or training) where you’re showing your solidarity for the cause.
  2. 1 Pair of black Adidas. These were a pair that Ronene ordered online and were some crazy European sizing. They were way too big for her, and they’re still too big for me (despite the fact that I’m about a foot and a half taller than her) and will do if I’m desperate and/or work quite well under a wetsuit.
  3. 2 Pairs Speedo Endurance. One is solid bright pink and one solid light blue. I picked these up for a steal from an online sale with only random sizes about 2 years ago. They last and last and last and look the same today as the day I bought them. They do have a down-side though. I totally love them for pool swimming, but the edges and seams seem to be doubled up and sewed very sturdily. This is great for in the pool, means they’re less prone to chlorine degradation. On the beach, however, it’s a bit of a problem. The extra thickness of material around all the edges and the sturdy stitching, when combined with salt and sand, does tend to lead to a marked increase in the indelicate problem of ….errr….chafing.
  4. 1 Pair Speedo more fancy swimmers with a very special twist around crossover back. I love these swimmers. They’re totally comfortable and look great. I actually got these when I bought a rashie that I wanted to return because it didn’t fit, but couldn’t get a refund cos it was on special, so I just needed to find something to replace it. I love these swimmers, but unfortunately they aren’t my favourite any more since I they have white lining and I wore them in a harbour swim they never quite recovered from…
  5. 1 pair of branded swimmers from a squad I no longer belong to. They live in my desk drawer at work in case I forget to pack swimmers for training.
  6. 2 pairs of Funkitas. I freaking love these swimmers. They look amazing and come in the most awesome range of patterns and colours you will ever find anywhere. They last beautifully, and the fit and cut are great. If I won the lotto I would buy 100 pairs of these. I’m probably not kidding. I bought these at the same time, when a friend gave me a discount code and one pair was already. Pretty much best money I’ve ever spent on swimmers (unpaid, non-sponsored, they have no idea who I am, I just love wearing the togs) and I get compliments all the time when I wear them. In fact, here’s me wearing one pair last week:
Funkitas...funky to the max!

Funkitas…funky to the max!

So that’s 9 pairs. I’ve just retired one, and have one on order for the brand new swim squad, being custom-made by the very talented (at both swimming and sewing) Immie. So I suppose I can own up to maintaining about 10 pairs. What do you think? Excessive? Reasonable? Conservative? Completely off the chart?

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